There was a big cat in my house
Who hated catching any mouse.
He loved mice a lot,
What an interesting plot!
And one of them became his spouse.
I've got a cat whose name is Yefrem
Who had many frogs and ate all of them.
The frogs were magic,
The situation was tragic.
But the satisfied cat looked solemn.
There was a fat cat of a wizard
Who liked to dance with a lizard.
The wizard was tall,
The lizard looked small,
Only the cat was up to the standard.
There was a furious kitten
Who terrified everyone in the kitchen.
Suddenly it became dark,
Here came a shark.
And the kitten hid in the mitten.
There was a cat who needed wi-fi
To send "hello" and "goodbye".
Wi-fi became true,
The cat suddenly crew
And he merely typed the word "hi".
There was a cat in London,
He could sing and dance, so well done!
Once he lost his saint voice.
Where's the cat's awful noise?
Since now and then he doesn't disturb anyone.
There lived a lovely cat,
He was David's beloved pet.
Once he broke a vase,
It's a pity, alas!
So, he doesn't live now in that flat.
There was a cat in Moscow
Who dreamed of buying a big cow.
The cow came soon
Just after the noon.
And the cat exclaimed his short "wow"!
There was a cat who wanted to know English
But instead of it he learned Yiddish.
He came to London and spoke.
What are you doing, cat? Is is a joke?
Never before he had been so foolish.
A cat once traveled to Turkey
To try delicious Turkish turkey.
The food was really delicious
But the cat stayed suspicious.
Soon he became very achy.
There lived a cat who liked to drink tea,
He used to sit and drink it near the sea.
Once he saw a fish,
Mmm...it would be a tasty dish!
He exclaimed it and fell on his knee.
Once a cat lived in Brazil
With a fat curious seal.
In Brazil it was hot,
The seal got a big spot.
Oh, cat! It's not Fortune's Wheel!
There lived a cat who had no e-mail.
He started to create it but brushed his nail.
E-mail was a dream,
The cat started to steam.
He dropped his idea and went to sail.
Once there lived a cat who wanted to make a hook,
He searched the information and found a book.
He opened it and started to read,
He was on the point of to succeed
But the book taught him only to cook.
Once there was a cat who lived in Igra
He often used to exclaim his loud "rah!".
One day he saw a golden stone,
He was absolutely alone
And soon he saw the God Amon Ra.
There lived a cat near high towers
Who had many beautiful flowers.
He watered them at night
To turn into a knight.
In vain he spent so many hours.
Once in a hot day a cat wanted to cool,
He went to the shop and bought Red Bull.
He drank it and flew away,
Being so happy he exclaimed "Hooray!"
Then he suddenly fell into the pool.
There lived a cat in Spain
In an unusual old fane.
He was tired of being lonely,
Praying and meditating solely.
So, he bought a lovely crane.
There lived a cat on an island
Far, far away somewhere in Ireland.
I wanted to visit him on my weekend
But the searchings of cat came to an end.
It occurred that the cat lived in Neverland.
There was a cat who used to eat Chappi
And he slept on his bed that was lumpy.
Once he woke at night,
What a terrible sight!
The gluttonous cat became a big puppy.
There lived a cat in a garden
Who was always afraid of a falling button.
The button never fell,
What else to tell?
The cat didn't know that he lived in Eden.