Чиркова Екатерина Юрьевна Chirkova Ekaterina
Должность:учитель английского языка EFL teacher
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Страна:Российская Федерация the Russian Federation
Регион:Удмуртская Республика п. Игра the Udmurt Republic, Igra
20.09.2015
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0My limericks and short poems about cats (лимерики и стихотворения про кошек собственного сочинения)

 

№1

 

There was a big cat in my house
Who hated catching any mouse.
He loved mice a lot,
What an interesting plot!
And one of them became his spouse.

 

 №2

 

I've got a cat whose name is Yefrem
Who had many frogs and ate all of them.
The frogs were magic,
The situation was tragic.
But the satisfied cat looked solemn.

 

 №3

 

There was a fat cat of a wizard
Who liked to dance with a lizard.
The wizard was tall,
The lizard looked small,
Only the cat was up to the standard.

 

 №4

 

There was a furious kitten
Who terrified everyone in the kitchen.
Suddenly it became dark,
Here came a shark.
And the kitten hid in the mitten.

 

№5

 

There was a cat who needed wi-fi
To send "hello" and "goodbye".
Wi-fi became true,
The cat suddenly crew
And he merely typed the word "hi".

 

 №6

 

There was a cat in London,
He could sing and dance, so well done!
Once he lost his saint voice.
Where's the cat's awful noise?
Since now and then he doesn't disturb anyone.

 

№7

 

There lived a lovely cat,
He was David's beloved pet.
Once he broke a vase,
It's a pity, alas!
So, he doesn't live now in that flat.

 

№8

 

There was a cat in Moscow
Who dreamed of buying a big cow.
The cow came soon
Just after the noon.
And the cat exclaimed his short "wow"!

 

№9

 

There was a cat who wanted to know English
But instead of it he learned Yiddish.
He came to London and spoke.
What are you doing, cat? Is is a joke?
Never before he had been so foolish.

 

№10

 

A cat once traveled to Turkey
To try delicious Turkish turkey.
The food was really delicious
But the cat stayed suspicious.
Soon he became very achy.

 

№11

 

There lived a cat who liked to drink tea,
He used to sit and drink it near the sea.
Once he saw a fish,
Mmm...it would be a tasty dish!
He exclaimed it and fell on his knee.

 

№12

 

Once a cat lived in Brazil
With a fat curious seal.
In Brazil it was hot,
The seal got a big spot.
Oh, cat! It's not Fortune's Wheel!

 

№13

 

There lived a cat who had no e-mail.
He started to create it but brushed his nail.
E-mail was a dream,
The cat started to steam.
He dropped his idea and went to sail.

 

№14

 

Once there lived a cat who wanted to make a hook,
He searched the information and found a book.
He opened it and started to read,
He was on the point of to succeed
But the book taught him only to cook.

 

№15

 

Once there was a cat who lived in Igra
He often used to exclaim his loud "rah!".
One day he saw a golden stone,
He was absolutely alone
And soon he saw the God Amon Ra.

 

№16

 

There lived a cat near high towers
Who had many beautiful flowers.
He watered them at night
To turn into a knight.
In vain he spent so many hours.

 

№17

 

Once in a hot day a cat wanted to cool,
He went to the shop and bought Red Bull.
He drank it and flew away,
Being so happy he exclaimed "Hooray!"
Then he suddenly fell into the pool.

 

№18

 

There lived a cat in Spain
In an unusual old fane.
He was tired of being lonely,
Praying and meditating solely.
So, he bought a lovely crane.

 

№19

 

There lived a cat on an island
Far, far away somewhere in Ireland.
I wanted to visit him on my weekend
But the searchings of cat came to an end.
It occurred that the cat lived in Neverland.

 

№20

 

There was a cat who used to eat Chappi
And he slept on his bed that was lumpy.
Once he woke at night,
What a terrible sight!
The gluttonous cat became a big puppy.

 

№21

 

There lived a cat in a garden
Who was always afraid of a falling button.
The button never fell,
What else to tell?
The cat didn't know that he lived in Eden.

 

№22

 

Once a cat met a whale
And invited him to the sale.
The whale had no legs
To do all those fags.
So, the cat told him a funny tale.

 

№23

 

Once a lazy cat decided to vacuum
But before he had smelled much perfume.
Immadiately he fell asleep,
Nobody knows how deep.
He was dreaming about new costume.

 

№24

 

There were many cats on a tree,
Surprised, happy and absolutely free.
We celebrated my birthday yesterday,
It was a fantastic holiday!
Still they want to go on the spree.

 

№25

 

There are several cats who are astonished.
They can't believe their poem is abolished.
The cats didn't think much,
They wrote a new one in Dutch.
The cats proved that they were polished.

 

№26

 

There lived a cat in the village,
All day he did his proper tillage.
He was tired of hard work,
People called him a berk.
So, he bought another wide curtilage.

 

№27

 

Once a cat lost his glue,
All day I listened to his mew.
He came out at night,
What is there so bright?
"Granny, I've found your clew!"

 

№28

 

Once there lived a cat in underwater sphere,
He often used to read poems by Edward Lear.
Periodically he read them to fish
In English, Spanish and Irish.
Now reading the poems is his career.

 

№29

 

There lived a cat a famous traveller.
Recently he dropped his hobby a jeweler.
Once he went to Dubai,
It was just really so nigh.
Now he is a popular chancellor.

 

№30

 

There lived an unusual old cat named Alan
Who worked in the publishing house Macmillan.
He had never been abroad
But he had a magic sword.
Once he woke up far away in Oran.

 

№31

 

There lived a cat who made up a dictionary,
As for him in the world there was no boundary.
Once he wanted to fly a balloon
To have a rest till the next afternoon.
But he couldn't do it, he lost his salary.

 

№32

 

There lived a cat who gained much weight,
He wanted to lose it but it was too late.
Anyway he went to the sea to swim,
He spent so much time on the rim.
"I'm doing wrong, I need to buy a bigger plate!"

 

№33

 

There lived a cat called His Majesty
Who was always very, very so thirsty.
Once water went away from his kingdom,
But the cat did not lose his wisdom.
A new self-made tap saved from calamity.

 

№34

 

There were three cats in London street,
They were singing a popular hit.
They sang in a dismal strain,
Soon it started to rain.
But the cats did not stop the bleat.

 

№35

 

There lived a cat Bobby
Who had a funny hobby.
He used to sit on a dry twig
Dreaming about a curly wig.
In general, all that looked dauby.

 

№36

 

There lived kangaroo cats in the world
Who had their tails very curled.
They jumped all day long,
Their tails produced loud dong.
All they just wanted was to be twirled.

 

№37

 

It's a kitten under his umbrella
Who for breakfast had Nutella.
The falling rain makes him sad,
So, there is nothing to add.
He is waiting for Cinderella.

 

№38

 

There lived a cat in a café 
Not very far from the subway.
Once he ordered tea mate,
Instead he got coffee latte.
All it happened in cold Norway.

 

№39

 

It's a majestic cat on the throne,
Yesterday he lost his phone.
He ordered his servants to search,
All of them went to the church.
After 10 days they brought him a bone.

 

 №40

 

There lived a romantic cat in Russia
Who had a very Russian name Sasha.
Once he fell in love with Babli,
She was from picturesque Bali.
What a familiar theme for discussion!

 

№41

 

There lived a cat who created Algol,
He often used it to play on-line football.
He played so well,
There's nothing to tell.
When he lost the game there was a loud bawl.

 

№42

 

There was a furry cat Simon
Who lived in the center of Brighton.
Once he went to the USA,
It was a very long way.
Oh! Here's Lincoln on the horizon!

 

№43

 

There was a cat famous for fights,
Long he fought for the cats' rights.
Soon the cats got freedom,
Their enemies had no wisdom.
Now the cat's reading Arabian Nights.

 

№44

 

Once a cat found a feather
When there was nice weather.
He took it and smelled,
Then suddenly yelled,
"The feather belonged to a panther!"

 

№45

 

There was a cat who had a long needle,
He lived far from us in a high steeple.
Once he met a gracious hind,
She makes him very, very kind.
Now the cat loves everyone, even people.

 

№46

 

There was a cat who looked like a donkey,
In previous life he was a funny monkey.
Oh, stop, that's enough,
I have my own fluff!
Now I am only the cat who is so spunky!

 

№47

 

There was a cats' community
Somewhere in a deep cavity.
They did not see any light, only night.
Once they heard the falling meteorite.
All it happened in Essex county.

 

 №48

 

There lived a cat who wanted to swim,
He had no idea and went to the gym.
There he didn't find a drop of water,
"Oh, I need my mode of life to alter!"
The cat returned home in a good trim.

 

 №49

 

There was a serious cat in Seanad
Who abolished iPhone and iPad.
It's not the only of his reforms,
He even could rule with the storms.
The earlier same politico was his mad dad.

 

 №50

 

Once I saw a beautiful cat in chadore,
She was standing in front of the door.
Her smile was so sweet,
I felt my strong heartbeat.
I came closer and saw, it was my boss Theodore.

 

№51

 

There was a cat who sang in a choir,
He always wore a bright attire.
The cat sang loud,
God was so proud.
Later Devil heard him and turned into fire.

 

 №52

 

 A cat put on a new sock
With a picture of an exotic peacock.
He had three more paws,
"Where are all my socks from Oz?"
In all shops they were out of stock.

 

№53

 

Once there lived a cat with a parrot,
The cat was as sweet as a carrot.
The parrot produced mew,
The cat could do very few.
This conversation took place in a garret.

 

№54

 

There lived German Cat Van Clock
Who was famous for his tick-tock.
He had inside cuckoo
With an African tattoo.
I'll take him to disco to be a jock.

 

 №55


It's a still life with a dreamy cat,
The picture is nice and looks matt.
She ate only sweets and ice-cream
That helped her more to dream.
The cat was a real aristocrat.

 

 №56

 

In a desert a cat met a snake,
"I'll catch you and bake!"
But the snake ran away
Not to be on a tray.
"Mrrr... I'd rather cook a pancake!"

 

 №57

 

It's a cat's favorite remote control unit,
He bought it after the selling his bullet.
Cat, you are strange!
Are you from a grange?
Stop watching TV, let's go to the brooklet!

 

 №58


There was a cat who slept all his life,
A unique representative of wildlife.
Cat, good morning!
Please, stop yawning!
OK, it's your choice, no more strife!

 

 №59


It is a cat from Japan,
A serious businessman.
He celebrated Christmas
In London, Boston and Dallas.
Visiting doctor is his another plan.

 

 №60

 

It is a cat who likes ballet,
"I'm so skillful, hooray!"
She danced in a theater
In one of the city's center.
"I'm tired. I need to eat hay!"

 

 №61

 

It's my kind cat's goldfish
That can make true any wish.
"Fish, I want to be very strong
Today, tomorrow and lifelong!"
" No, cat. You are too selfish!"

 

 №62

 

There lived a cat in Cairo
Who saved a little sparrow.
He was so brave,
The cat used to rave.
Saving the bird made him a hero.

 

№63

 

There lived a cat Francisco
Who created system Cisco.
He pricked his ear
And got new idea.
Now he is fond of an old disco.

 

№64

 

There lived a pompous cat long ago
Who was a financial boss in Chicago.
He forgot the address,
The cat got a stress.
He slept outside and woke in Carthago.

 

№65

 

There lived a cat with beautiful tan
Who had a very great plan.
He built a plant
But on the slant.
All it looked like the house of snowman.

 

 

№66

 

There lived many cats in a town,
All of them lost their crown.
The cats are sad,
It's really so bad.
Now they work anywhere as a clown.

 

 

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